Good evening, gentlemen.
Now that the blackout at the SuperBowl is officially over (thanks for nothing, Bobby Jindal!), I can refocus some of my attention back on the rest of the world. Today, I will take time to tell you all how to handle the upcoming pop-culture event known as “The 85th Academy Awards.” That’s right, y’all, Oscar night is coming February 24th, and you must needs be prepared.
If you, like me, spent the end of last year locked away deep in a subterranean Mayan apocalypse zombie-proof bunker, you haven’t seen many of the key films nominated for tiny gilded men this year. It’s okay. I can help you fake it well enough to survive any social interaction on the subject. With my help, you’ll be able to attend an Oscar night party with the film-buffiest of cineastes and fake it like a true Casual Gentleman.
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