Glenn’s Guide #5: The Academy Awards, and the Oscar viewing party

Good evening, gentlemen.

Now that the blackout at the SuperBowl is officially over (thanks for nothing, Bobby Jindal!), I can refocus some of my attention back on the rest of the world.   Today, I will take time to tell you all how to handle the upcoming pop-culture event known as “The 85th Academy Awards.”  That’s right, y’all, Oscar night is coming February 24th, and you must needs be prepared.

They're coming!  Run!

They’re coming! Run!

If you, like me, spent the end of last year locked away deep in a subterranean Mayan apocalypse zombie-proof bunker, you haven’t seen many of the key films nominated for tiny gilded men this year.  It’s okay.  I can help you fake it well enough to survive any social interaction on the subject.  With my help, you’ll be able to attend an Oscar night party with the film-buffiest of cineastes and fake it like a true Casual Gentleman.

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FRIDAY FIVE! Biggest 2013 Oscar Surprises

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Its on!

Nominations for the 85th Academy Awards were announced last week and there were a slew of wicked snubs and surprises.  Personally, I’m delighting in what is clearly the “inciting incident” (YES!) of Oscar pandemonium.  I love a good twist and the academy was sure to “flip the script” (DOUBLE YES!) on my expectations for nominees.  Seriously, this year’s list offers more head-scratchers than the Manti Te’o hoax.  And after the Golden Globes, some of the Oscar snubs seem even more outrageous.  A true award season “cliff-hanger” (OMG!  I’M ON FIRE!).

Most importantly… this means I’m going to have to work extra hard to win my 85th straight Oscar pool.

So what are the top 5 Oscar snubs and surprises this year?  Forget what you’ve read on on other lists and prepare to have your mind blown.  Here at the Casual Gentlemen, we don’t shy away from controversy.  Which leads us to…

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